Milk

Keyword: milk

I like milk but only when I have something sweet. If I had to drink milk without an accessory, I’d definitely hurl. As a sugar fiend, I believe cookies would be my favorite thing to go with milk. Tonight I had some cheapass chocolate chip vanilla crème sandwich cookies. Well, they are cheap as far as price goes, but taste-wise, they are yummy. Most of the time, I go for the brand name products, but these were good. Now, I will however bypass the chocolate sandwich cookie, the pretend Oreo, in favor of the real deal. There’s simply no substitute for an Oreo. I am an Oreo cookie dunker, and I don’t do it like the people do on the commercials. Damn pansies! I get my glass of milk, a spoon, and a few Oreos. Then I drop the cookie into the milk, wait about 30 seconds, and then fish it out with the spoon. They are best when they are all mushy and you can’t read the word ‘Oreo’ on the cookie anymore. Tasty!