*Sure Dad, I LIKE looking directly at the sun. Cheese!*Keyword: The beach
I love the beach, but I haven’t stepped foot in the hot sand for over10 years now. I really don’t fit in at the beach because I’m pasty white and rather plump. However, I am at an age that makes me say things like, “Screw you, I like the beach and if you don’t like what you see…BE GONE! POOF!” Then I’d probably start shouting obscenities like a crazy cat lady. “Hey, you provoked me. I didn’t want to bring out the f-bomb and insult your mama, but you asked for it! BE GONE!” I love the beach.
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