I forgot you

For a minute today, I thought I was normal. I forgot the mirror and lost sight of my reflection. Nothing to remind me of the things I hate. I experienced sweet bliss in that moment. My inner self beamed bright. The glow could be seen from space. Lighter than air, was the feeling in my soul. Yes, I forgot today who I was. I took a walk to celebrate. What?!? You're not allowed to be happy! Reality came a-knocking and kicked me to the curb. Minute over. Special glow vanished. Replaced by something more sinister. Damn you, reflective store window!

Selling stuff!

I like advertisements! I am constantly looking out for the next big thing or useless kooky item I just have to have! That's why I signed up to let Google and Amazon put ads on my blog page. They'll pay me when someone clicks on the ads. How cool is that?!? I love books, movies, and music, so they should be centered around those. It doesn't matter how little they pay because it all adds up! You know you want to look at those Lindt truffles and that new book by Stephen King! Click away ya'll, and help me out!

Sugar is our friend!

I used to LOVE sugar. It's bad for you and it wreaks havoc on your teeth. I am proud to say, that as of today, I am 18 days sugar free! I've lost a few pounds and I feel so much better, but I still miss my sugar fiend persona every day! She was fun. She melted Hershey's Chocolate bars and dipped popcorn in it. She used to buy the Rt. 44 cherry slush at Sonic and make it last for days. You could make a spoon stand up in the sugar at the bottom of her cereal bowl. I miss sugar.

Wow, I've been away for a long time!

I even forgot I had this blog page, and I used to love to blog! Well, I am resurrecting it right now! *paddles...CLEAR!* *beep*beep*beep* IT'S ALIVE!

Okay, now what to talk about. I think I'll start my 100 words again. I liked that. I'll have to think of a keyword. Be back later.

It's good to be back!