Sunglasses

"Cool Mickey"

Keyword: Sunglasses

I cannot go anywhere without my sunglasses. My eyes are very sun-sensitive and I am practically blind without my shades. Over the years I have acquired about 30 pairs and I remember one pair in particular. I was still in my teens (years ago!) and I had the coolest pair. They were white and the lenses had palm trees on them so that out in the sun, I could see through them, but everyone else saw the trees. I took them everywhere I went, but I made the mistake of leaving them in my mom's car. One day someone borrowed her car and I never saw those glasses again. Oh, sure I asked that girl did she see my sunglasses, but she denied ever seeing them. I never trusted her with anything ever again and my mom never let her borrow the car again. See what stealing gets ya?!? Since then that girl has gone on to steal many husbands, so I guess my sunglasses were just the start of a lifetime of crime. The moral of this story: stealing sunglasses makes you a homewrecker! =P